SharpandFluffy

Can't stop fucking laughing, omg !RosLunarBite (https://www.deviantart.com/roslunarbite) you dick :') Dear Boas, I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg outside of your office and I saw you sit on my Blink 182 CD. I'm sure you're open enough to understand how awful you are. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your mum as a memory (mum swap!). You should also know that I also told my psychiatrist about the bruises and the apartment building is on fire. Go milk a cow, Andy xoxox How to do this: Dear (choose a random person) , I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1

Tagged by Ros xD (deleted the ones I didnt like.. most of them)18. Do you want children?                        I want cats, loooots of cats.19. Do you want a church wedding?          I would probably get thrown out the church!31. What position do you usually sleep in?      The very sexual 'dead person' position                  36. Favorite clean word?                             BOOBS (Hey its kind of cleean!)37. Favorite swear word?                            Fuck fuck tits penis fuck66. Do you like long or short hair?                     Short short short <3 Short is so hot and the longest I can deal with is like just above shoulder le

(bored bored bored) GET TO KNOW ME BETTER                                   yeeeeeeyyy (if theyre badly numbered im sorry I took out the boring questions) 3. Kissed a member of the same sex? .. yes (police sirens) (WOMEN SCREAMING) (babies crying) (WORLD EXPLODES) 5. Danced in front of your mirror? ALL THE TIME. (queue sexy dance) 11. Snuck out of your house? the only place I sneak to is the fridge 12. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back? yeah but now we are together so HEY that ended well plus straight girls break my heart all the time </3 21. Been on a plane? YEAH IT WAS SO COOL ALL THESE CLOUDS AND STUFF I